D.C. Police Now Offer Maps of Sex Offenders

He had to know he was asking for it with this one:

T.C. Today at 5:56 PM
Mr. Newell – your sarcasm and lack of any compassion whatsoever to people who have suffered directly or indirectly from sex offenders is absolutely astonishing!! Who the heck are you to distinguish between a little touchy and worse?????? For most – there is no distinguishing you ignorant punk! And shame on NBC4 and it’s parent companies for the trash reporting you’ve become!

Ancient Psychobabble Found at Jamestown

Newell stirred up such vitriol today that all 25 (so far) comments posted are worth reproducing. Apparently archaeology enthusiasts really know how to lay the hammer down. Highlights include calling Tim Russert ‘Jim Russert,’ Brad’s one-two punch calling for NBC to fire Newell (twice in two minutes!), a pretty clever stablehand joke that we think we’ve seen before, and more than one ‘The Onion’ reference. Enjoy:

Ron 53 minutes ago
Trash “journalism!” What a waste of time.

Tom Today at 11:22 AM
I clicked on this story hoping to learn something about what was found. Instead I get a sad attempt at humor obviously written by someone who knows nothing about archaeology or history and who apparently cares even less. If you want to run his junk under “humor” or “opinion”, go ahead…but it definitely isn’t “news.”

Bill Today at 11:20 AM
I’m really disappointed with Jim Newell. He’s just not as cute or clever as he apparently thinks he is- a very painful read. You can do easily do much better. Sorry Jim.

DonWD Today at 11:03 AM
This article is moronic when it could have been very interesting. I suggest you reconsider this writers qualifications.

Washington DC Today at 10:08 AM
Thank you for correcting the title error which orginally read Ancent and not Ancient. Now about posting author’s name next to titles so that readers can decide to read or not read article wriiten by particular reporters.

Laz Today at 9:55 AM
I just sent NBC4 a complaint, I have had enough of this guy. He’s not funny and these articles are just horrible in quality. I love having a good laugh here and there but I come here to get my news, not to get Jim Newells opinion. I advise everyone shoot NBC4 an email. http://www.nbcwashington.com/about_us/#contact

Brad Today at 9:19 AM
Please can this guy. He’s a hack. Not funny at all.

Brad Today at 9:17 AM
Management needs to pull this guy. I can’t believe that they continue to let him run all over their news updates.

Newell Hater Today at 9:16 AM
Newell you are such a tool.

Kublah Jr. Today at 8:50 AM
I’ve deciphered the code! It reads, “Jim Newell is a ginger-headed f-tard. Yours in Christ, Emperor Chin Shi Huang Di”. Who knew!?

maggie Today at 8:31 AM
“The rudimentary slate was discovered in an “original well,” which, as a custom of the time, was used to incarcerate diseased children from screwing around with the rest of the Christian missionary tobacco speculators.” Jim Newell is yet another media hack getting paid to insult people of faith and rewrite history into politically correct sugar designed to help the ill-prescribed “medicine” of socialism go down. Fortunately, he sucks at it.

@Bam Today at 8:31 AM
“Listen to your viewers”? You must have NBC4 confused with some other, legitimate news source. No, the new NBC4 is less concerned with reporting the news (soooo 20th century) than they are with pushing their political agenda through the fat, stubby typing fingers of bloggers such as Newell. NBC, once the home of Jim Russert, is now the network of Keith Olbermann.

Bill Today at 8:30 AM
I want the last 30 seconds of my life back wasted reading this nonsense.

Washington DC Today at 8:30 AM
Sarcasm defined is “harsh or bitter derision or irony. 2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms.” Please attach writer’s name to title so readers can decide to read or not to read. Basic quality controls such as Spell checking should be addressed too.

Kaye Today at 8:20 AM
The writer is easily amused – particularly by what he says. I would be surprised if anyone else finds him even faintly funny, or clever, or witty. What a dumb, completely uninformative article. This person gets paid to write this drivel?

BAM Today at 8:11 AM
When will you listen to your viewers, and get rid of this creep? His reporting is not funny or informative. It is an insult to our intelligence to be continually subjected to his sophomoric babble! Jim Newell, do us all a favor and find a job you’re good at…maybe stable hand? You seem to be good at shovelling s@#t!!!

Argh! Today at 8:09 AM
Spell check the title, anyone?!Spell check the title, anyone?!

Alex D. Today at 8:08 AM
Jim Newell is an idiot.

sandra Today at 7:42 AM
this really is a news site & not the onion?

Charlie Today at 7:23 AM
This passes as journalism? Please.

momx4 Today at 7:21 AM
I just can’t believe that you continue to employ this moron. He’s making a joke out of an important historical find. Really….fire him!

Akcita Today at 7:08 AM
Wow, I thought I had stumbled onto “the Onion”, but then realized it wasn’t funny or remotely witty.

Brian Today at 7:07 AM
Good content…poorly written.

elzot Today at 6:40 AM
Jim Newell’s inane writing might have been at least mildly amusing as sarcasm — if it was even marginally decent. This stuff is just moronic. It’s middle school humor, at best.

Mike Untzbig Today at 6:11 AM
Stop writing. You suck at it.

It’s Official: Virginia Has Caught the DEEDS FEVER

Ouch:

Slow Jaw Jim Tuesday, Jun 2 at 11:37 PM
This just in! Latest polls shows that 42% despise Jim Newell, 38% wish his mother had aborted him like all the other children she conceived with her johns, and 10% hope a cyborg will travel back in time and eradicate his bloodline.

More Delays Ahead in “Slot Shopping Mall” Decision

Jig, dropping some statistical knowledge on us, though i’d love some numbers/units to see just how much newell has affected the J-man’s reading habits:

Jig Today at 2:59 PM
The amount of time I spend on this site is inversely proportional to the number of Jim Newell articles published on it.

The amount of time I spend on this site is inversely proportional to the number of Jim Newell articles published on it.

Teachers Reflect on Misery of Rejected White House Kindergartners

Whoa:

tacky 1 minute ago
this
article is just rude, tactless and sad. if this is the direction
channel 4 wishes to take of an obvious political slant even more
blatant than usual then i guess i will no longer frequent a station
that doesn’t report news rather is a political campaign/brainwash ad
disguised as news.it is a shame the author needs to pick on small
children, parents and educators. give me a break if the steelers were
late, they would have been
accommodated. the white house is still campaigning and this president
is star struck and way out of his league. can we please go back to
reporting news and not political based worship of your candidate? nbc4
owes these children, families and teachers an apology for the tasteless
way this author has slammed them. sad.

Local Graduates: When Will Barack Obama Give Us Jobs?

Can’t argue with Maria’s logic here:

Maria Today at 4:38 PM
Jim Newell if they fire you for your bad writing then that is one job someone will get.

Can Barack Obama Save the Chesapeake Bay?

It’s only a matter of time until this turns into a full-on mutiny:

tumbleweed Today at 2:07 PM
NOTE TO NBC WASHINGTON. I want to read FACTS not your opinion. Can you report the facts like a good journalist. Your job isn’t to dump your opinion! Thank you. I gotta stop reading this news page. Its not professional journalism.

Obamas To Host Poetry Slam At White House Tonight

Only Newell can make announcing an event at the White House the controversy du jour:

include-all Today at 8:46 AM
Newell, you know you’re head will be bobbin to the rhythm, too. If you want to be in a society that represents just one culture, you probably should explore your options. It’s a big world.

Md. Republicans Struggling To Find O’Malley Challenger

I love it when they address Newell directly.

Paul 52 minutes ago
Jim, you are not a serious columnist, how do you get to write about this? Go blog about your bad breakfast somewhere else than NBC

Md. Republicans Struggling To Find O’Malley Challenger

A lot to choose from on this one, but sometimes, simple is best:

Anonymous Tuesday, May 5 at 9:37 AM
You are wrong son.